Saturday, August 19, 2006

Good Sense Is For Sissies

It's the evening before my high school reunion, and I'm sitting here with tinfoil-wrapped globs of bleach in my hair. What could go wrong?
I thought this might also be a good time to give myself a facial and really work on any blemishes that were troubling me.
The up side to this lapse in judgement is that if I show up with splotchy skin and ridiculous looking hair, people will be able to honestly tell me that I look the same now as I did back then.



1 Comments:

Anonymous Old comments saved from HaloScan exodus said...

I am utterly amazed that you are taking such risks although I don't blame you for last-minute hair work. It's the quick ticket that rarely fails. Oops! I've probably cursed you now.
Gina | Homepage | 08.19.06 - 10:05 pm | #

I am sure you will look fabulous, as usual! Did you know that Beaver Lodge used to be an all girls camp? I am serious, It always makes me laugh when I get to mention it to people. It is actually pretty nice there, I was there last night for a wedding and it is rustic but nicer than I expected. Notice the deer heads and such hanging on the walls, you can sneak up through the kitchen to the balcony and see various animal parts. Have fun!
Kristin | 08.20.06 - 9:05 am | #

oh my god. Beaver Lodge-- all girls camp?? That is the funniest thing I've heard all week, besides the visual of Petula frosting her hair.
Anonymous | 08.21.06 - 9:46 pm | #

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